MIL Fs On Sticks Review

If you're into insertion, then stop right now, because Milfs On Sticks isn't exactly what it sounds like. In fact, the only sticks these old gals are riding are stiff cocks, and typically they're into taking two at a time.

The first thing I notice about MILFsOnSticks is that the sluts are at least a ripe age. There are a few that might barely pass for 35, yet on the whole, I'd say these chicks are over the hill. They also happen to be mature European women, which adds an even nastier little dimension to the sex, since we all know that Euro-MILFs are the dirtiest and horniest in the niche.

There are 56 episodes to get off on, and I loved that there's a variety of women and body types and that all the scenes take place in different locations. There's a bit of a reality-style lead-in, and you can expect some old chicks to be picked up while going for walks during the winter or simply cruising the street or window shopping. Of course, some films just start with the action. Before I get down to the filthy old hoes and their desire for cock, there are a few bonuses you get with your membership.

While there aren't any live-cam links, there are plenty of video-feeds and there are also a total of 18 bonus sites. MILFsOnSticks.com is the only one catering to your lust for mature women, but some sites that might make you horny are DirtyAss2Mouth, DoMyWifeSlut and StraponService. The remaining sites see to feature a significant number of inexperienced nubile babes.

Although there are plenty of episodes, I can't say that I was jumping with excitement when I discovered the infrequency of the updates. The latest episode was added two months ago, and prior to that there hadn't been anything since 2005. This sucks because the site was shaping up to be a fairly hot ride.

Movies are all Windows Media formats that can be streamed or downloaded, but don't count on a full-length film. Clips are only one-minute-long and that is hardly enough time to get your hand on your dick, let alone stroke off to the beat of the hardcore. In any case, the 1130Kbps 520x416 quality is good. The newest film features a 50-or-so-year-old woman named Rosa in a robe laying on her bed and looking rather bored, as the theme song to the Pink Panther kicks in. I thought the music and image worked perfectly together, and it immediately grabbed my attention. She grabs the phone, and the next thing you know, there are two fuck-studs on her doorstep. It's hard to turn down a horny old slut, and these dudes ram her full with their throbbing cocks before unloading the gift of their cum after she sucks and fucks them both.

Each video also comes with a set of crisp photos. The 140 shots are a repeat of the movie action, but these are great quality pics and not screencaps. Perhaps some variety would be a good addition to make the photos a bit different from the movies, but I enjoyed the clarity, especially on close-ups of the hoe's crow's feet and her worn pussy being pounded.

Final Verdict

Those who love mature and also nubile chicks will get the most out of a membership to MILFsOnSticks, especially considering all the awesome bonuses. The films can be fun at times, although once the action gets heated, you can expect to be blasting off from the hardcore. The design of the site could be improved, but my biggest concern was with the updates. Without a regular schedule, it would be hard to maintain a membership to MILFs On Sticks for more than a month.